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"A story about a boy who hates Valentine's Day until a new girl shows up at school and he immediately falls in love with her. He talks about how in order to woo her he could potentially drag her by her hair like a caveman or serenade her or put his jacket over a puddle so she could walk over it. He ends up making a big Valentine's Day card for her with lots of paper and glitter just for her to reject him. I found this book in around 2017 at my elementary school He at some point talked about how his art teacher was forcing the class to make valentines day cards that had to be pink or red and in a heart shape but he wanted it in green and square shaped"